About

Hi. I’m Hillary.

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I like to write funny things and give tongue-in-cheek advice on lots of stuff.

I think it’s important to set big goals for myself. My biggest goal is to become Diane Keaton, so I can date young Al Pacino and wear cool clothes. My second biggest goal is to own a chocolate fountain.

I live in Raleigh, NC, which is nice I guess.

Check me out elsewhere on the Interwebz:

TWITTER

TUMBLR

HECKLERSPRAY

MENAGERIE

Have a nice day. I’d give you a hug, but that’s physically impossible and I also don’t like hugging people.


3 thoughts on “About

  1. Love your about me section! I just found your blog. I have a BA and MA in English, which pretty much means I really want to be homeless. And my husband and I are moving to Greenville, NC so he can get a MA in Psychology, because if we’re going to be impoverished we’re going to do this right.

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