Hi. I’m Hillary.
I like to write funny things and give tongue-in-cheek advice on lots of stuff.
I think it’s important to set big goals for myself. My biggest goal is to become Diane Keaton, so I can date young Al Pacino and wear cool clothes. My second biggest goal is to own a chocolate fountain.
I live in Raleigh, NC, which is nice I guess.
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Have a nice day. I’d give you a hug, but that’s physically impossible and I also don’t like hugging people.