I went to Target yesterday because I needed a bedside table and some of those sticky things you use to hang stuff on your wall. Of course I didn’t go straight to the “hang stuff on your wall” aisle. Instead, I made my way around the entire store. (They sell blue rubber boots in the gardening section. Who knew?!)
Here are some things I overheard:
“Oh look! This purse is only 30 dollars!” – Some girl (talking to her mom)
“That’s ugly.” – Previous girl’s mom
“There’s a difference between feeling complete and being complete.” – Woman (acting as someone’s interim therapist) on cellphone
“I’ve had many a nightmare about the Barbie aisle.” – Employee
(Singing) – Another employee (of the month, I hope)
I never found a table. BUT, I did find a brown belt and removable mounting squares.