If you haven’t noticed, I’ve been on a week long hiatus. I’ve had some academic crises to contend with, but all is well on that front (for now). Let’s not talk about the three research papers that are all due in the same week! Whoop there it is, boiiii! I love the end of a semester!
The thing is, I don’t really have anything to talk about. I’M WASTING YOUR TIME RIGHT NOW, LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
Anyway, I discovered this website yesterday that generates new tweets for you based on your old tweets. Hilarity ensued. Check it:
This seems like it would be an accurate statement. Good work.
This morning, the tar pit told me to bring my green card. No idea what cutting my room means. Whatever happens, at least I have my green card, though.
The faceless dancers are coming to the cheesecake factory with us. I can’t remember who invented the hairspray shield.
I really hope that Brandon Boyd is the hub of October, seein’ as how I’ve gained the details needed to sleep with him.
I’m not sure if I am a hipster. I am also not sure if I cleaned out my day. But, I did trim my Mom and told her she was tan, which is good. I’m insane, though, so who knows if any of this is true.
The electric woman was able to bake my brownies. However, they were probably laced with hershey’s pot. This all began because of Tosh.0’s intro music.
The thing is, I can almost see myself actually saying some of these things.
Go try it! It’s fun! Everyone’s doing it!
(Stupid thing won’t let me link it. Here’s the site: http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/)