Got this from Britt yesterday:
I know, I know. You want to offer me cookies too! So I will send you a long acceptance e-mail. With blatant disregard for any comments you make about things that aren’t sweet and full of chocolatey goodness! With gradient text! What color will you end up with? There’s only one way to find out. And that is to make like Blu Cantrell and Hit Me Up Style.
You know where to find me.
In case you didn’t know, today is Valentine’s Day.
I made a Valentine for you guys. For you and only you.
We’re gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.
What could be more romantic than eating at Zaxby’s and then electric boogie-ing with the one you love?
This is about as sentimental as I get. But then again, I guess if I’m going to choose one day to show affection it should be today, damn it. I’ve been known to say that although I don’t mind hugs, I like to put a time limit on them. (Unless I’m a few beers deep. Then I’m all WILL SOMEBODY JUST HUG ME ALREADY?)
One last thing, keep it safe tonight people or it’ll be a happy v.d. indeed.
And when she leans against the sink, she’s my saucy little sausage link.
No one in this world knows me better than you do. So diary, I’ll confide in you.
All of my nightmares have now been realized.
“Unleash its fury”? That makes me want to barricade myself in my bathroom for the rest of my life (which could potentially be only a few more days). Actually, not my bathroom since it’s upstairs. The downstairs half-bath will just have to do. Quick! I need milk! And eggs! And a couple of those gallon jugs of water!
But it’s not 2012! Those Mayans need to get their shit together. I thought I had at least another year to accomplish…things.
Everyone, it’s been real. I love you all. See ya in the afterlife*.
But wait, let’s look at a positive here. Maybe Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal will make an appearance?
*I fully expect anyone who reads this to post a comment saying why I am the most awesome person you have ever had the chance to meet. If you don’t do this, I will totally shun you at all afterlife functions.