Decided to look through my spam e-mails yesterday.
Hey spammers, for future reference, I am a straight woman. I have no reason to “make that your girl was happy.”
Now, I’m off to spend the night celebrating a big Wolfpack win today. With $11 in my bank account. Fellas, I’m talking to you, you handsome devils who will (hopefully) buy my beverages. In return, I’ll forward you guys these penis enlargement deals. It’s a win-win, am I right?