Have you checked your spam lately?

Decided to look through my spam e-mails yesterday.

Hey spammers, for future reference, I am a straight woman. I have no reason to “make that your girl was happy.”

Now, I’m off to spend the night celebrating a big Wolfpack win today. With $11 in my bank account. Fellas, I’m talking to you, you handsome devils who will (hopefully) buy my beverages. In return, I’ll forward you guys these penis enlargement deals. It’s a win-win, am I right?


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3 thoughts on “Have you checked your spam lately?

  1. too funny! Oh the joys of being a college student. The highlight of my housewife existence is those spam mails, hoping pictures will be attached. lol.

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